{"title":"Wreck the Halls","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"this-is-fine-ugly-christmas-sweater","title":"This is Fine Ugly Sweater","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eBrace yourself for compliments, side-eyes, and a few concerned relatives our \u003cem\u003eUgly Christmas Sweater Collection\u003c\/em\u003e is here. 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font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🎄\u003cstrong\u003e Perfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eUgly Christmas sweater parties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eFunny holiday gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eWinter self-expression (and self-destruction)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eMatching with your emotionally unstable besties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; min-height: 15px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🧼\u003cstrong\u003e Care Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eMachine wash cold, tumble dry low, and for the love of Santa \u003cstrong\u003edon’t iron it\u003c\/strong\u003e (no one’s got time for that).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; min-height: 15px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; min-height: 19px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eugly christmas sweater, funny christmas sweatshirt, novelty holiday hoodie, dark humor christmas gift, anti cheer sweater, unisex ugly sweater, sarcastic christmas shirt, christmas party outfit, holiday gag gift, funny ugly sweater\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":50334823153968,"sku":"33515415230332206005","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":50334823186736,"sku":"20784484206006674056","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":50334823219504,"sku":"26990382554128453378","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":50334823252272,"sku":"32047601652994345772","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":50334823285040,"sku":"28696041689720025108","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":50334823317808,"sku":"10941573182524385052","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":50334823350576,"sku":"26759479692722529282","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":50334823383344,"sku":"18117573819888214738","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":50334823416112,"sku":"32010607090036189569","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":50334823448880,"sku":"30927415487174056011","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":50334823481648,"sku":"19780810123847287016","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":50334823514416,"sku":"15702466850581633175","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":50334823547184,"sku":"20949365318364047434","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":50334823579952,"sku":"25397326456849549067","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":50334823612720,"sku":"25430818289564290599","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":50334823645488,"sku":"31204370010286273550","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0926\/3136\/7984\/files\/17738973298687073598_2048.jpg?v=1761961753"},{"product_id":"santas-elf-ugly-sweater","title":"Santa's Elf Ugly Sweater","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eBrace yourself for compliments, side-eyes, and a few concerned relatives our \u003cem\u003eUgly Christmas Sweater Collection\u003c\/em\u003e is here. Perfect for the unhinged holiday season, these darkly funny sweatshirts are made for people who cope with chaos using sarcasm and questionable coping mechanisms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; min-height: 15px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eWhether you’re attending an \u003cstrong\u003eugly sweater party\u003c\/strong\u003e, hosting \u003cstrong\u003efamily crash out disguised as Holiday dinner\u003c\/strong\u003e, or just surviving December one peppermint schnapps at a time, this sweatshirt has your back (literally.. it’s soft as hell).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; min-height: 15px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; min-height: 15px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🎁\u003cstrong\u003e Why You’ll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e✅ \u003cstrong\u003eRidiculously comfy:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend for that “I might nap at any moment” feel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e💦 \u003cstrong\u003ePractical magic:\u003c\/strong\u003e Moisture-wicking DryBlend® fabric keeps you cool even when your family’s drama is hot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eBuilt to last (unlike your sanity):\u003c\/strong\u003e Double-needle stitching for extra durability.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unisex and universally flattering — looks good on everyone from “holiday hermit” to “office party legend.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🧥 \u003cstrong\u003eSnug where it counts:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ribbed cuffs and hem with spandex keep it cozy while you unwrap your emotional baggage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; min-height: 15px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🎄\u003cstrong\u003e Perfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eUgly Christmas sweater parties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eFunny holiday gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eWinter self-expression (and self-destruction)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eMatching with your emotionally unstable besties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; min-height: 15px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🧼\u003cstrong\u003e Care Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eMachine wash cold, tumble dry low, and for the love of Santa \u003cstrong\u003edon’t iron it\u003c\/strong\u003e (no one’s got time for that).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; 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font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eBuilt to last (unlike your sanity):\u003c\/strong\u003e Double-needle stitching for extra durability.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unisex and universally flattering — looks good on everyone from “holiday hermit” to “office party legend.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; 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font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🎄\u003cstrong\u003e Perfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eUgly Christmas sweater parties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; 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font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e✅ \u003cstrong\u003eRidiculously comfy:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend for that “I might nap at any moment” feel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e💦 \u003cstrong\u003ePractical magic:\u003c\/strong\u003e Moisture-wicking DryBlend® fabric keeps you cool even when your family’s drama is hot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eBuilt to last (unlike your sanity):\u003c\/strong\u003e Double-needle stitching for extra durability.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unisex and universally flattering — looks good on everyone from “holiday hermit” to “office party legend.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🧥 \u003cstrong\u003eSnug where it counts:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ribbed cuffs and hem with spandex keep it cozy while you unwrap your emotional baggage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; min-height: 15px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🎄\u003cstrong\u003e Perfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eUgly Christmas sweater parties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eFunny holiday gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eWinter self-expression (and self-destruction)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eMatching with your emotionally unstable besties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; min-height: 15px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🧼\u003cstrong\u003e Care Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eMachine wash cold, tumble dry low, and for the love of Santa \u003cstrong\u003edon’t iron it\u003c\/strong\u003e (no one’s got time for that).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; min-height: 15px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; min-height: 19px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eugly christmas sweater, funny christmas sweatshirt, novelty holiday hoodie, dark humor christmas gift, anti cheer sweater, unisex ugly sweater, sarcastic christmas shirt, christmas party outfit, holiday gag gift, funny ugly sweater\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":50335607619888,"sku":"80766910769592559711","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":50335607652656,"sku":"12073349349403067090","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":50335607685424,"sku":"25220277664992001187","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":50335607718192,"sku":"25765560587218213212","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":50335607750960,"sku":"15122790782286138017","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":50335607783728,"sku":"51318771035559449011","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":50335607816496,"sku":"34392805253016615579","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":50335607849264,"sku":"24385913848746909999","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":50335607882032,"sku":"31731865701506344513","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":50335607914800,"sku":"19771118769174383507","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":50335607947568,"sku":"65858884720814125522","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":50335607980336,"sku":"89857853821152437084","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":50335608013104,"sku":"24879249161832766943","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":50335608045872,"sku":"20893867823658978950","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":50335608078640,"sku":"16042825362815563979","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":50335608111408,"sku":"30347737595946569247","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0926\/3136\/7984\/files\/3017740073303654014_2048.jpg?v=1762042670"},{"product_id":"lobotomy-christmas-sweatshirt","title":"Lobotomy Christmas Sweater","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eBrace yourself for compliments, side-eyes, and a few concerned relatives our \u003cem\u003eUgly Christmas Sweater Collection\u003c\/em\u003e is here. 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line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eWhether you’re attending an \u003cstrong\u003eugly sweater party\u003c\/strong\u003e, hosting \u003cstrong\u003efamily crash out disguised as Holiday dinner\u003c\/strong\u003e, or just surviving December one peppermint schnapps at a time, this sweatshirt has your back (literally.. it’s soft as hell).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; min-height: 15px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; min-height: 15px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🎁\u003cstrong\u003e Why You’ll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e✅ \u003cstrong\u003eRidiculously comfy:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend for that “I might nap at any moment” feel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e💦 \u003cstrong\u003ePractical magic:\u003c\/strong\u003e Moisture-wicking DryBlend® fabric keeps you cool even when your family’s drama is hot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eBuilt to last (unlike your sanity):\u003c\/strong\u003e Double-needle stitching for extra durability.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unisex and universally flattering — looks good on everyone from “holiday hermit” to “office party legend.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🧥 \u003cstrong\u003eSnug where it counts:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ribbed cuffs and hem with spandex keep it cozy while you unwrap your emotional baggage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; min-height: 15px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🎄\u003cstrong\u003e Perfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eUgly Christmas sweater parties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; 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font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eMatching with your emotionally unstable besties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; min-height: 15px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; 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font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eugly christmas sweater, funny christmas sweatshirt, novelty holiday hoodie, dark humor christmas gift, anti cheer sweater, unisex ugly sweater, sarcastic christmas shirt, christmas party outfit, holiday gag gift, funny ugly sweater\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":50335668109616,"sku":"91984569443250295526","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":50335668142384,"sku":"21359887827776741839","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":50335668175152,"sku":"30461705170994581967","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":50335668207920,"sku":"28774395186355255377","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":50335668240688,"sku":"22799288281175392537","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":50335668273456,"sku":"18498824080678849702","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":50335668306224,"sku":"32235036774757471697","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":50335668338992,"sku":"58428419414438290863","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":50335668371760,"sku":"25049121766337135509","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":50335668404528,"sku":"99288108702216767146","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":50335668437296,"sku":"13710085661101509789","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":50335668470064,"sku":"33078267434556763308","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":50335668502832,"sku":"31356442404344029948","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":50335668535600,"sku":"27722863032657393600","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":50335668568368,"sku":"24961325594099298550","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":50335668601136,"sku":"72951049463474767116","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0926\/3136\/7984\/files\/3426380061039638365_2048.jpg?v=1762042565"},{"product_id":"santas-favorite-ugly-sweater","title":"Santa's Favorite Ugly Sweater","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; 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line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eWhether you’re attending an \u003cstrong\u003eugly sweater party\u003c\/strong\u003e, hosting \u003cstrong\u003efamily crash out disguised as Holiday dinner\u003c\/strong\u003e, or just surviving December one peppermint schnapps at a time, this sweatshirt has your back (literally.. it’s soft as hell).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; min-height: 15px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; min-height: 15px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🎁\u003cstrong\u003e Why You’ll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e✅ \u003cstrong\u003eRidiculously comfy:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend for that “I might nap at any moment” feel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e💦 \u003cstrong\u003ePractical magic:\u003c\/strong\u003e Moisture-wicking DryBlend® fabric keeps you cool even when your family’s drama is hot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eBuilt to last (unlike your sanity):\u003c\/strong\u003e Double-needle stitching for extra durability.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unisex and universally flattering — looks good on everyone from “holiday hermit” to “office party legend.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; 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font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🎄\u003cstrong\u003e Perfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eUgly Christmas sweater parties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; 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font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eMatching with your emotionally unstable besties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; min-height: 15px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; 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Perfect for the unhinged holiday season, these darkly funny sweatshirts are made for people who cope with chaos using sarcasm and questionable coping mechanisms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; min-height: 15px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; 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font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; min-height: 15px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🎁\u003cstrong\u003e Why You’ll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e✅ \u003cstrong\u003eRidiculously comfy:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend for that “I might nap at any moment” feel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e💦 \u003cstrong\u003ePractical magic:\u003c\/strong\u003e Moisture-wicking DryBlend® fabric keeps you cool even when your family’s drama is hot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; 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font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🧥 \u003cstrong\u003eSnug where it counts:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ribbed cuffs and hem with spandex keep it cozy while you unwrap your emotional baggage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; min-height: 15px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🎄\u003cstrong\u003e Perfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eUgly Christmas sweater parties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eFunny holiday gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eWinter self-expression (and self-destruction)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; 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font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e✅ \u003cstrong\u003eRidiculously comfy:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend for that “I might nap at any moment” feel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e💦 \u003cstrong\u003ePractical magic:\u003c\/strong\u003e Moisture-wicking DryBlend® fabric keeps you cool even when your family’s drama is hot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; 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font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🧥 \u003cstrong\u003eSnug where it counts:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ribbed cuffs and hem with spandex keep it cozy while you unwrap your emotional baggage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; min-height: 15px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🎄\u003cstrong\u003e Perfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eUgly Christmas sweater parties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; 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font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🧼\u003cstrong\u003e Care Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eMachine wash cold, tumble dry low, and for the love of Santa \u003cstrong\u003edon’t iron it\u003c\/strong\u003e (no one’s got time for that).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; 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font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eugly christmas sweater, funny christmas sweatshirt, novelty holiday hoodie, dark humor christmas gift, anti cheer sweater, unisex ugly sweater, sarcastic christmas shirt, christmas party outfit, holiday gag gift, funny ugly sweater\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":50337556726064,"sku":"10659716061352524474","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":50337556758832,"sku":"65233432606533819429","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":50337556791600,"sku":"92641765375246516504","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":50337556824368,"sku":"62434023983827826762","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":50337556857136,"sku":"13429409142937202478","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":50337556889904,"sku":"17785103516487699801","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":50337556922672,"sku":"26300811515724395981","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":50337556955440,"sku":"93950051458116174430","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":50337556988208,"sku":"33657908395297320712","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":50337557020976,"sku":"25187194191541826694","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0926\/3136\/7984\/files\/13818509710176895074_2048.jpg?v=1762202249"},{"product_id":"leave-me-alone-ugly-sweater","title":"Leave Me Alone Ugly Sweater","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; 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line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eWhether you’re attending an \u003cstrong\u003eugly sweater party\u003c\/strong\u003e, hosting \u003cstrong\u003efamily crash out disguised as Holiday dinner\u003c\/strong\u003e, or just surviving December one peppermint schnapps at a time, this sweatshirt has your back (literally.. it’s soft as hell).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; min-height: 15px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; 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font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eBuilt to last (unlike your sanity):\u003c\/strong\u003e Double-needle stitching for extra durability.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unisex and universally flattering — looks good on everyone from “holiday hermit” to “office party legend.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🧥 \u003cstrong\u003eSnug where it counts:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ribbed cuffs and hem with spandex keep it cozy while you unwrap your emotional baggage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; min-height: 15px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🎄\u003cstrong\u003e Perfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eUgly Christmas sweater parties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eFunny holiday gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eWinter self-expression (and self-destruction)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eMatching with your emotionally unstable besties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; min-height: 15px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🧼\u003cstrong\u003e Care Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eMachine wash cold, tumble dry low, and for the love of Santa \u003cstrong\u003edon’t iron it\u003c\/strong\u003e (no one’s got time for that).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; min-height: 15px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; min-height: 19px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eugly christmas sweater, funny christmas sweatshirt, novelty holiday hoodie, dark humor christmas gift, anti cheer sweater, unisex ugly sweater, sarcastic christmas shirt, christmas party outfit, holiday gag gift, funny ugly sweater\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":50337557741872,"sku":"15138816915413079966","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":50337557774640,"sku":"33792662081712271935","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":50337557807408,"sku":"72846975886825866916","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":50337557840176,"sku":"79185917278678063432","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":50337557872944,"sku":"18439785821998350999","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":50337557905712,"sku":"60462557814934396942","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":50337557938480,"sku":"11889504289720141854","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":50337557971248,"sku":"15980583794537516868","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":50337558004016,"sku":"32704665810997562558","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":50337558036784,"sku":"29328684570242383700","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0926\/3136\/7984\/files\/9022578586615029905_2048.jpg?v=1762202266"},{"product_id":"disassociated-ugly-sweater","title":"Disassociated Ugly Sweater","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eBrace yourself for compliments, side-eyes, and a few concerned relatives our \u003cem\u003eUgly Christmas Sweater Collection\u003c\/em\u003e is here. Perfect for the unhinged holiday season, these darkly funny sweatshirts are made for people who cope with chaos using sarcasm and questionable coping mechanisms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; min-height: 15px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eWhether you’re attending an \u003cstrong\u003eugly sweater party\u003c\/strong\u003e, hosting \u003cstrong\u003efamily crash out disguised as Holiday dinner\u003c\/strong\u003e, or just surviving December one peppermint schnapps at a time, this sweatshirt has your back (literally.. it’s soft as hell).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; min-height: 15px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; min-height: 15px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🎁\u003cstrong\u003e Why You’ll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e✅ \u003cstrong\u003eRidiculously comfy:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend for that “I might nap at any moment” feel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e💦 \u003cstrong\u003ePractical magic:\u003c\/strong\u003e Moisture-wicking DryBlend® fabric keeps you cool even when your family’s drama is hot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eBuilt to last (unlike your sanity):\u003c\/strong\u003e Double-needle stitching for extra durability.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unisex and universally flattering — looks good on everyone from “holiday hermit” to “office party legend.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🧥 \u003cstrong\u003eSnug where it counts:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ribbed cuffs and hem with spandex keep it cozy while you unwrap your emotional baggage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; min-height: 15px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🎄\u003cstrong\u003e Perfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eUgly Christmas sweater parties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eFunny holiday gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eWinter self-expression (and self-destruction)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eMatching with your emotionally unstable besties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'; min-height: 15px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🧼\u003cstrong\u003e Care Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003eMachine wash cold, tumble dry low, and for the love of Santa \u003cstrong\u003edon’t iron it\u003c\/strong\u003e (no one’s got time for that).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; 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